- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
- [SNORING]
- AH!
AW...I CAN NEVER GET THIS PUZZLE RIGHT.
AW, FORGET IT.
I GIVE UP.
HEATHCLIFF, YOU'RE A GENIUS!
- A SLEEPY GENIUS.
NOW BUG OFF!
- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
HEATHCLIFF SOLVED THE PUZZLE.
I GOTTA SHOW GRANDPA THIS.
LOOK, GRANDPA.
HEATHCLIFF SOLVED MY PUZZLE
WITH HIS OWN LITTLE PAWS.
WHAT DO YA THINK?
- I THINK YOU HAVE QUITE AN IMAGINATION, IGGY.
- PROFESSOR PIM, YOU'RE THE EXPERT ON ANIMALS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- WELL, THESE THINGS ARE VERY SIMPLE.
[GRUMBLING]
CHILD'S PLAY!
EH HEH HEH HEH! HEE HEE EH...
MAY I TAKE YOUR CAT TO MY ANIMAL RESEARCH INSTITUTE
FOR FURTHER STUDY?
A CAT THAT SMART MAY BE THE FIND OF THE CENTURY.
- HEAR THAT, HEATHCLIFF?
YOU WON'T MIND BEING TESTED, WILL YOU, BOY?
- PBBBLLLTT!
- I PROMISE TO GIVE HEATHCLIFF
ALL THE KITTY YUM-YUMS HE CAN EAT.
- YUM-YUMS?
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
- THIS IS THE BEST ROOM IN THE INSTITUTE, HEATHCLIFF.
I HOPE YOU LIKE LIVING HERE.
YOU'LL BE SHARING THIS ROOM
WITH 2 OTHER EXCEPTIONAL FELINES.
BYRON AND FILO.
WELL, I'LL SEE YOU BOYS LATER.
- ALL RIGHT,
IF THERE'S ANYTHING I WON'T TOLERATE,
IT'S A SLOPPY ROOM.
HEATHCLIFF, UNPACK YOUR BAGS OVER THERE.
- SLIM CHANCE, FAT FACE.
- OH, I WOULDN'T GET COMFORTABLE THERE.
- WATCH ME.
- THAT'S MY BED, BULB HEAD.
- [HUMS "CAMPTOWN RACES"]
♪ DOO-DAH DOO-DAH
ARGH!
HOPE MY CASE SUITS YA.
HA HA HA HA!
- DINNER! I'M THE SMARTEST,
SO I'LL FIND IT FIRST.
- WE HAVE TO FIND DINNER?
- YEAH. IF YOU CAN RUN THROUGH THAT MAZE,
PROFESSOR PIM WILL GIVE YOU A BIG, JUICY TUNA,
BUT BYRON ALWAYS WINS.
- OH, YEAH? WHAT ABOUT A SHORTCUT?
- WELL, IF WE MULTIPLY THE NEGATORY ASPECT
OF THE GEOGRAPHIC RATIO...
BY REDUCING THE DIDACTIC SQUARE ROOT--
- JUST GIVE ME THE BOTTOM LINE.
COME ON!
- TURN LEFT AT THE DOOR.
UH, TAKE A RIGHT, PLEASE.
- YEOW--OOH!
OH! OH!
OH.
- EXCELLENT, HEATHCLIFF.
EXCELLENT!
NOW, DON'T BLAME HEATHCLIFF.
HE JUST OUTSMARTED YOU.
HERE. SOME CRACKERS FOR DINNER.
MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU'LL BE FASTER.
- [GULP]
PUH!
[COUGHING]
- IN THIS EXPERIMENT,
YOU MUST SPIN THE WHEELS
IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS,
AND IF YOU CAN DO IT,
YOU'LL BE REWARDED WITH MILK.
- ME-E-E-OW-OW-OW...
ME-E-E-OW-OW-OW...
[GULP GULP GULP]
- WELL DONE, FILO.
HEATHCLIFF, BYRON...
I'LL RETURN LATER TO SEE HOW YOU TWO ARE DOING.
- HMM! YOU'RE SO DENSE, YOU COULDN'T GET MILK FROM A COW.
- LET'S SEE YOU DO IT, LARD BOTTOM.
- I-IT'S...
S-S-SIMPLE.
- NOPE!
YOU'RE SIMPLE.
[GULP GULP GULP GULP]
- HEY, GIVE ME THAT MILK.
- NO PROBLEM.
- YOU--YOU MOR-ON-N-N-N.
- FROM WHERE I'M STANDIN',
YOU DON'T LOOK TOO SMART YOURSELF.
- OH...AH...
AH! OOH! AH! AH!
WHOA!
- BYRON, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
IT'S ANOTHER CRACKER DINNER FOR YOU.
BUT YOU, HEATHCLIFF, GET A NICE, BIG CHICKEN
FOR COMPLETING THE TASK.
- HA HA HA!
- NOW, I WANT ALL OF YOU TO GO TO THE DREAM ROOM
AND REST UP FOR THE SUPERMEGAMAZE TEST.
- [SNORING]
- THEY'RE CONTROLLING OUR DREAMS.
- GOOD. LET'S SLIP BYRON A FEW NIGHTMARES.
ATTENTION, MUTTS!
RIGHT BETWEEN YOU, THERE'S A FAT, JUICY...
HAM BONE!
- EASY, EASY FELLAS.
IT'S ME--BYRON.
DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME?
- BON APPETIT, BOYS!
- [RAWWRR]
- WE REALLY SHOULD GET SOME SLEEP FOR THE MEGAMAZE TEST.
- I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I CAN KEEP FAKING OUT THE PROFESSOR,
AND TOMORROW'S THE MEGAMAZE TEST.
- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, HEATHCLIFF?
- FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK.
I'M GONNA HIDE YOU IN THAT MAZE TUNNEL, FILO.
YOU FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET ME THROUGH IT.
- TOMORROW, I'LL HAVE IT CINCHED. - BUT I-I-IT...
- BUT--BUT-- - HEH HEH HEH!
THINGS ARE GOING BETTER THAN I'D HOPED.
WHILE THOSE PINHEADS ARE OCCUPIED,
I--BYRON, GENIUS THAT I AM, WILL PLOT MY REVENGE.
HELP!
- ARE YOU SURE THIS IS GONNA WORK?
- TRUST ME. IT'LL BE A-MAZING.
[YAWNING]
NOW FOR A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.
- WHY DID I LET HEATHCLIFF TALK ME INTO THIS?
MOTHER.
- HEH HEH HEH HEH.
- MEMBERS OF THE SCIENTIFIC WORLD,
HEATHCLIFF, THE SMARTEST CAT ON EARTH,
WILL NOW ENTER THE ULTIMATE MEGAMAZE.
- BRAVO! - YAY!
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
- HE WILL FOLLOW THIS TOY MOUSE TO ITS CENTER
AND RETRIEVE IT.
- FILO, WHERE ARE YA?
- I'M OVER HERE. TURN RIGHT.
- TELL THAT WINDBAG TO TURN LEFT,
OR YOU'VE HAD IT.
- I MEAN LEFT. TURN LEFT, HEATHCLIFF.
- THANKS FOR THE TIP, FILO.
UNH! I TAKE THAT BACK.
- GO STRAIGHT AHEAD.
- WHOA!
- WHAT DO I SAY NOW?
- HEH HEH HEH. LET'S HELP HIM DOWN SOME STAIRS.
- TURN LEFT, HEATHCLIFF.
- NO, YOU FOOL. I SAID RIGHT.
- HMM. THERE'S SOMETHING FISHY GOIN' ON HERE.
- HEH HEH HEH HEH.
I KNEW THAT LAMEBRAIN WAS NO MATCH FOR ME. HA HA HA.
OHH.
HELLO, HEATHY.
YOU WOULDN'T HIT A CAT WITH GLASSES,
WOULD YOU?
- [MEOW]
- OUCH. TRUCE. OH, HELP. OHH!
- AMSCRAY. LET'S GO.
- PROFESSOR PIM,
YOUR EXPERIMENT IS A FLOP,
AND THAT CAT IS ABOUT AS SMART
AS AN ASHTRAY.
- HEATHCLIFF!
YOU'VE DESTROYED
MY LIFE'S WORK!
OUT! OUT!
OUT!
[SOBBING]
- HERE'S MY CHANCE TO GET IN GOOD
WITH OLD PROFESSOR PIM.
- MY DEAR COLLEAGUES, WAIT.
LOOK WHAT I HAVE TO SHOW YOU.
- WHAT NOW, PIM?
- MY EXPERIMENT WASN'T A FLOP AFTER ALL.
SEE? BYRON FOUND THE WIND-UP MOUSE.
I RIGGED THE MEGAMAZE TEST
TO SHOW YOU HOW RESOURCEFUL AND TRAINABLE
A TRUE GENIUS LIKE BYRON CAN BE.
- HEAR THAT? NOW ALL THE CHOW WILL BE MINE--
WHIPPED CREAM, TUNA, CATNIP--EVERYTHING!
- TELL ME, PROFESSOR PIM,
WHAT IS THE SECRET OF YOUR SUCCESS WITH BYRON?
- HMM. IT'S HIS PERFECT DIET.
CRACKERS, YES.
AND I'M GOING TO SEE TO IT
THAT BYRON EATS NOTHING BUT CRACKERS
FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.
- [SOBBING]
- HEY, BYRON,
IF YOU EVER NEED ME,
JUST WHISTLE. HEH HEH HEH HEH.
- I'M TELLIN' YA, RIFF RAFF,
THIS TOWN IS NOWHERE.
IT'S BORING.
- OH, I DON'T KNOW. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
- AW, NOTHING EVER HAPPENS AROUND HERE.
NO EXCITEMENT, NO ADVENTURE.
- LOTS OF STUFF--
- DON'T INTERRUPT ME WHILE I'M COMPLAINING.
EVERY DAY IT'S THE SAME OLD THING.
- [BARKING]
- WAKE UP, HAVE SOME MILK--
- BUT, CLEO...
- MAYBE SCRATCH UP SOME FURNITURE...
- [GRRR]
- THEN TAKE ANOTHER NAP
OR READ THE FUNNY PAPERS.
[SIREN]
I'M YOUNG,
GOOD LOOKIN', ADVENTUROUS,
AND WHAT DOES IT GET ME IN THIS TOWN?
- BUT, CLEO...
- BUT, CLEO. BUT, CLEO.
YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
A GIRL'S NEEDS.
IT'S MORE THAN AN OCCASIONAL FISH PICNIC.
- HUH?
- FIRE ONE!
- I'VE WAITED LONG ENOUGH.
YOU'VE BEEN TAKING ME FOR GRANTED,
AND FROM NOW ON...
CLEO, WAIT A MINUTE.
- I'LL EXPECT SOME EXCITEMENT IN MY LIFE.
AND YOU'D BETTER DELIVER.
- MAYBE YOU COULD TAKE ME TO THE BIG CITY.
THERE'S A LOT OF EXCITEMENT THERE.
- THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
SOME BIG-CITY EXCITEMENT
WOULD BE VERY RELAXING RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
- HOW DO YOU PLAN ON GETTING US TO THE CITY?
-TRUST ME. HURRY UP, YOU GUYS.
- OUCH!
- LOOK OUT.
- HEY! - OH.
- UH, OUCH.
- UNH. UNH. UNH.
NOW WHAT?
- NOW WE NEED A LOT OF HOT AIR TO BLOW IT UP.
- YEAH, MUNGO. SOME HOT AIR.
- [BLOWING]
[PANTING]
- OK, YOU GUYS, MUSH.
HOW ABOUT THAT?
FIRST-CLASS TRAVEL ACCOMMODATIONS.
- IS THERE AN IN-FLIGHT MOVIE?
- STICK WITH ME, AND IT'S FIRST CLASS ALL THE WAY.
[LAUGHTER]
- HUH? - HUH?
- HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE?
- M-MUNGO'S TOO HEAVY TO BE IN THE BACK.
- WELL, THEN, SWITCH PLACES WITH HIM, YOU KNUCKLEHEAD.
- OHH.
YEOW.
- YOU CAN'T TAKE THOSE GUYS ANYWHERE.
PUT MUNGO IN THE MIDDLE.
- HEY!
- YEOW!
- [SCREAMING]
- PHEW!
- UH-OH.
- LOOK, DADDY, LOOK.
A GIANT CAT BALLOON
WITH 3 PUSSYCATS ON A BICYCLE
AND 2 IN A GARBAGE CAN.
- THAT'S NICE, DEAR.
- COME ON, YOU GUYS! GET A MOVE ON!
WE'RE LOSING ALTITUDE.
- [PUFFING] NEXT TIME, I TAKE THE BUS.
- [HUFFING AND PUFFING]
MUNGO TIRED.
- I'M THINKING WE'RE SINKING.
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE IF EVERYBODY'S HERE. MOE!
- YO!
- POE. - YO.
- FLO. - YO.
- ALL RIGHT, YOU YO-YOS.
THIS MEETING OF THE FILE GANG IS NOW CALLED TO ORDER.
PRESIDENT FRANK PRESIDING.
FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS IS FIGURING A WAY OUT
OF THIS BORING CITY.
- LET'S FLY OUT.
- DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
IF CATS WERE MEANT TO FLY,
SOMEBODY WOULD'VE INVENTED A GIANT BALLOON WITH--
- OUCH!
- YOU ASKED FOR IT, YOU GOT IT--
THE BIG CITY.
- OH, THANKS, RIFF RAFF.
YOU'RE WONDERFUL.
- HEY, IT WAS NOTHIN'.
- EASY FOR HIM TO SAY.
- BOTH MY LEGS FEEL LIKE SCRAMBLED EGGS.
- MUNGO VERY TIRED.
- WELL, AS LONG AS WE'RE HERE,
LET'S TAKE IN THE SIGHTS.
- I WONDER WHERE HECTOR, WORDSWORTH, AND MUNGO WENT.
- BEATS ME.
WELL, AT LEAST FOR A LITTLE WHILE,
THEY WON'T BE UNDER FOOT.
- YOU'RE STEPPING ON MY FACE.
- THESE GUYS ARE LIKE CHEWING GUM
ON THE BOTTOM OF YOUR SHOE.
- YEAH. I GUESS WE'RE STUCK WITH 'EM.
- WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? - HUH?
- WHERE WE GONNA GO, FRANK?
- I HEAR THERE'S A LOT OF ACTION IN WESTMINSTER.
- OK, WESTMINSTER IT IS. LET'S GO.
- IT'S JUST LIKE I PICTURED IT.
IT'S SO EXCITING.
- HEY, RIFF RAFF,
IS IT A LONG WAYS BACK TO WESTMINSTER?
- IT SURE IS, MUNGO.
- THEN I THINK WE BETTER START WALKING.
LOOK.
- OH, NO!
- OUR BALLOON.
- COME BACK!
- [CRYING]
- HEY, YOU DINGBATS,
THAT'S OUR BALLOON!
- COME AND GET IT, SUCKER.
[LAUGHTER]
- COME ON, YOU GUYS.
- YEE!
- AAH!
- WHOA!
- HELP! - RIFF RAFF.
- WILL YOU GUYS STOP FOOLING AROUND?
- RIFF RAFF, HELP!
PLEASE HELP ME.
- CLEO!
- RIFF RAFF.
- MUNGO TO THE RESCUE!
- GEE, THANKS, MUNGO.
AT LEAST YOUR HEART'S IN THE RIGHT PLACE, MUNGO.
- NOW IF WE COULD JUST FIND YOUR BRAINS.
COME ON, EVERYBODY. I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
- RIFF RAFF, WE'RE GOING STRAIGHT UP.
HOW ARE WE GONNA GET 'EM?
- TRUST ME.
MOVE IT, BIRD.
NOW!
- YIKE. - UH-OH.
[CATS FIGHTING]
- WHOA!
- ALL RIGHT, VACATION'S OVER. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. MUNGO.
- YEAH, I KNOW.
[BLOWING]
- YOU GOTTA ADMIT.
IT WAS A PRETTY EXCITING TRIP.
- NEXT TIME YOU GO,
MAKE SURE TO SEND ME A POSTCARD.
- OH, WELL, HERE WE ARE BACK
IN BORING, OLD WESTMINSTER.
- YEAH, GOOD, OLD, BORING WESTMINSTER,
WHERE NOTHING EVER--
HAPPENS!
WELL--HEH HEH--
ALMOST NOTHING.
- IT'S JUST ABOUT THAT TIME OF THE WEEK AGAIN.
GRANDMA NUTMEG'S ABOUT TO COMB MY FUR.
THE EXPERTS SAY YOU SHOULD TRY AND GROOM YOUR CAT EVERY DAY
WITH A FINE-TOOTHED COMB,
AND IF THE HAIR IS MATTED...
BE CAREFUL NOT TO USE FORCE.
YOUR CAT WON'T APPRECIATE IT.
BUT CONFIDENTIALLY, I DON'T LIKE MY HAIR COMBED AT ALL.
NOTHING COULD GET ME IN THAT HOUSE RIGHT NOW.
WELL, ALMOST NOTHING.
- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU